Saturday, September 24, 2011

Questions without answers

1. Why do cheerleaders prefer to spell out all their words?

2. Why does the dog get fleas forty-eight hours after I've wasted an hour driving to the vets' office to buy her fifty dollars' worth of incontinence medicine?

3. Why do teenage boys spend so much time sleeping? Why are five-year-old boys always so terribly, terribly awake?

4. What disease does the guy at Goodwill imagine that a pair of donated crutches might spread throughout central Maine?

5. Why do so many funny-looking people drive cars?

1 comment:

Ruth said...

1. To obey their 1st grader teachers "suggestion" to spell it out loud to see if it looks and sounds right
2. vexation
3. a. so we can bear them
b. so we can look back on alert little boy s and give thanks
4. ??????????
5. to the rest of us funny looking people