Saturday, January 2, 2021

It's nasty in Portland this morning--clots of snow/sleet/rain mashing down from the clouds--and I'm glad none of us has to go anywhere today. Unfortunately, however, I do have to drag the recycling etc. to the curb, an unattractive proposition that I'm postponing by writing to you.

My resolution for the day is to undertake a deep clean in the kitchen. With no cupboard doors, things quickly get grimy and dusty in there, so I'm going to unload each shelf, wash down the space, wash all of the dishes stored there, wipe down all of the bottles and boxes that live there, and thus slowly make my way through the entire room. I am not looking forward to this job, but a crappy-weather Saturday is probably as good a day as any. And now that Tom has given my new phone a new Spotify account, I'll have something to entertain me as plow through the shelves.

Speaking of plowing, I'm making progress on Swann's Way. I'll definitely finish it, but I can't say I've enjoyed it. The love affair between Swann and Odette is driving me nuts. He is such a sap, and she is such a bitch, and the pair of them are so unlikable that I'm finding Proust's depiction of obsession barely tolerable. I can't wait to be reading something else.

Let's ring in the new year by admitting we don't like something we're expected to like (or that we expected ourselves to like): I'll start with Proust, and throw in pomegranates, French New Wave movies, the couch in the back room, the poems of Wallace Stevens, Cadbury Creme Eggs, flannel sheets, Leonard Cohen songs, anything written by Scott and Helen Nearing, and long underwear.

14 comments:

nancy said...

I can agree with part of your list (I had a USM professor who LOVED Wallace Stevens, and I never quite figured out why. He was the one who proclaimed that every poem was about sex, and ruined "Birches" for me due to his reading of it). I am not a fan of pomegranates. But I love flannel sheets (if they are not pilled) and still have a soft spot for the Nearings. My list would include pistachios and David Foster Wallace (I have to admit that I still haven't made it through Infinite Jest).

Dawn Potter said...

To my ear, the Nearings are unbearably smug. Sleeping in flannel sheets is like being trapped in a hell furnace (hot-flash side effect, no doubt). And I love pistachios. On the fence with DFW: I like some of his essays, but hate his coy use of footnotes.

Ang said...

2021, now what? I think the bigger release will be getting Trump out of the White House. Granted, he will continue, but he will NOT be POTUS. Trump fatigue real in ALL quarters.


Daisy said...

I have to disagree with you on Leonard Cohen, love just about everything he did. I agree with Cadbury Creme Eggs however. I'll add lobster, give me crab any day. And this is a local one, the doughnuts of Colonial Doughnuts. I feel safe saying that here, but if it gets back to anyone here I'll be run out of town on a rail.

Dawn Potter said...

I almost added a doughnut complaint too. And it was a tossup between listing Leonard Cohen or Eagles songs.

Carlene Gadapee said...

GERTRUDE EFFING STEIN

Most country music
All forms of rose wine
vanilla and lavender scented candles
white chocolate

Journal writing as a means of self-indulgent whining

(phew)


Dawn Potter said...

Stein, yes, right there with you. Country music? I love so much of the old stuff, nothing on mainstream country stations, and this-and-that from the alt scene. Rose wine is a mystery to me; I've never even heard of it. 90 percent of scented candles make me want to puke. White chocolate: can be delicious but the cheap stuff has a weird rubbery texture. Whiny journal writing? I'm tolerant, though I hate doing it myself.

Carlene Gadapee said...

Rose (I can't figure out the accent over the e)--ew. Pink and sticky.
And as I am looking over my list, much of the things I dislike are disingenuous in one way or another. Maybe I just don't like fake stuff. Or not-quite-honest stuff.

Add in decaf coffee.

Dawn Potter said...

Of course: ro-ZAY! I was looking at the word like flowers. I used to hate it, till I discovered there are many very dry varieties. Now I think it's a great summertime drink.

Re Stein: a lot of cynicism there. I think that's what I distrust about her. And sentiment-for-sale is a way to define a lot of bad country music. I hate that too.

David X. Novak said...

I don't know the Nearings (or the couch in the back room) but mostly can agree, excepting some poems by Stevens and one song by Cohen, but... pomegranates!?!? Well, I've just rediscovered them after a decades-long hiatus and I don't think the bloom will wear off of the affair, though the last one weighed out to a cost of $6, which I suppose makes them more desirable and less obtainable simultaneously...

Dawn Potter said...

Everyone else in the world appears to love Leonard Cohen, so I've got to assume there's something wrong with me in that regard. And pomegranates? To me, they exude the saccharine aftertaste of diet soda, plus I find crunching the seeds unpleasant. I give you "13 Ways of Looking at a Blackbird": that's a good poem. But "The Emperor of Ice Cream" just makes me tired.

David (n of 49) said...

- The Brothers Karamazov (crazy people talk each other crazier)
- Virgil's Georgics (ugh. More like Virgil's practice, throw-in-the-kitchen-sink round)
- garlic (I get it, vampires)

Dawn Potter said...

Dostoevsky v. Tolstoy: Tolstoy wins every time.
I haven't read the Georgics, and you're not making me wish I had.
But GARLIC???

David (n of 49) said...

Garlic: yeah, I know, world's favourite flavour enhancer. Except I dislike it a lot and unless it's in the smallest quantities I usually can't taste anything but it. Ah well, "there's no accounting for taste..."