Peppers are ripening now, and a few cucumbers and tomatoes and okra; I could harvest baskets of kale and chard, mint and basil. Green beans are thick. A hedge of sunflowers and zinnias blooms along the sidewalk.
[Pause: I'm taking a quick before-work bike ride with Tom. Fresh breezes, quiet streets, new sun. Why don't we do this every day?]
[Okay, now I'm back, a little sweatier than I was when I left. Coffee is still hot.]
My little house and garden are a solace to me. Still, anxiety is thick, both personal and communal. My son has a new kitten in Chicago. The thug's stormtroopers are lying in wait in Chicago. Every teacher I know is terrified, furious, sleepless. Every teacher I know is brave and resourceful. I could babble on and on amid such schizophrenic statements, but I won't.
Instead, I will encourage the mysterious insults of 1647 to cheer us up:
Women's clothing aroused . . . [stromg] feelings. One of the first attacks on female fashions in New England was written by . . . Nathaniel Ward, whose Simple Cobler of Aggawam insisted that Zion's daughters had already been disfigured by French fashion, which "trans-clouts them into gantbargeese, ill-shapen-shotten shell fish, Egyptian Hyrogliphicks, or at the best into French flurts of the pastery."
[from Laurel Thatcher Ulrich, Good Wives: Image and Reality in the Lives of Northern New England Women, 1650-1750]I admit that it is difficult to stomach yet another ad hominem attack on women, but surely TRANS-CLOUTS THEM INTO GANTBARGEESE is some recompense for your righteous bile.
4 comments:
I have no idea what gantbargeese means--and there's no online definition. So, I'm going to parse this out "my way"--
Gant= gaunt and thin
bar= son of/progeny of
geese
But in that sentence, it is functioning as an adjective, I think. So??
It's fun to say!!
I read it as a noun, and imagine it as "preening, self-satisfied airhead," but who knows? And what about "trans-clouts"?!
Noun:
clouts as in "breech-clout"? (like a loin cloth)
Or, from Shakespeare: piece of cloth, rag; handkerchief?
heavy blow?
influence or power?
trans-clouts= trans-clothes (verb)--changes their outward appearance to...
O this is such fun!
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