Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Take the Donegal Exit (2003)

Dawn Potter

50 Million Gallons
Of Gasoline Sold
In the US Every Day!
Official Fuel of NASCAR!
Try It Today! Finally
A Menu Worthy of Your
Hunger! Lowest Rates
Guaranteed! It’s All
About You! Olde
Miniature Golf! A Visit
With T. H. Gopher
Is Available by Request!
We Guarantee Chip
And Dale Quality Hunks!
New! Early Morning
Worship! Casual Dress!
Shorter Service! Let’s
Focus on Family Fun!

And then the forest thickens. 

[from Chestnut Ridge, a verse-history-in-progress of southwestern Pennsylvania]

1 comment:

Maureen said...

Love the juxtaposition of Chip and Dale hunks with new shorter worship service.