He who reads Shakespeare looks round alarmed, and starts to find himself alone.
--Samuel Johnson, Observations on Macbeth
--James Baldwin, "The Male Prison"
--Jorge Luis Borges, "A Poet's Creed"
There are hundreds of millions of guys who would kill to take Raquel Welch out, and who is the lucky dude? Sonny Bono. Think about it, man.
--Sonny Bono, And the Beat Goes On
Argh, I hate autocorrect! I tried to type in "Shylock became a Christian" and it came out "Shylock became a crustacean"!
--my son, writing his essay about The Merchant of Venice