I'm going to be the first feature here, on March 1, when you'll get to read my version of Ovid's "Story of Phaeton," previously rejected as "too melodramatic". . . and you know how annoying melodrama can be in myths, which are so much better if they are drily witty and anecdotal. . . . [Oh, dear, I've already forgotten Rilke's remarks about avoiding irony in uncreative moments.]