Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Poetaster is a strange word, which looks like it should be pronounced "POE-taster" but is actually pronounced "PO-uh-tass-ter." It also possesses a confusing dictionary definition (see yesterday's post) that mentions the word's Latin roots but neglects to say that the English term was coined by playwright and mean-spirited author Ben Jonson, whose 1601 play The Poetaster (a "comicall satyre") allegorically skewered his theatrical rivals Dekker and Marston. Jonson's particular anathema was pompous, logorrheic diction, but Little Oed makes no mention of pomposity. Rather, the dictionary definition suggests that a poetaster is a meek and harmless writer of doggerel, not an overbearing monster, a linguistic tyrant, a threat to the sanity and livelihood of "real poets."

But to be honest, these days we don't seem to wrestle much with verbose poetic windbags. Mediocre verse tends to fall on the Milly Jourdain side of the equation: a little too delicate, a little too sentimental, a little too nice. Who out there is composing thundering yet metrically flawed Latinate verse? I can't think of anyone. So perhaps the Little Oed definition is promoting a more contemporary connotation, trying to give us some backbone, which, in an era of supportive niceness, we do often seem to lack.

Of course, there are plenty of skewering reviewers; the Internet is rife with cruelty and one-upsmanship. But what about the other problem: those writers who think of poetry as "healing," who assert that "anything can be a poem," who discuss each other's work "positively"? I comprehend the humane urge behind this approach, but it also makes me want to chew nails. Milton risked damnation to create his great work. Damnation! What do healing and positive thinking have to do with the possibility that a poet might burn in eternal torment for daring to write a poem? Whether or not one shares Milton's Puritan beliefs, the absurdity is clear.

So back to poetaster. It's a mean word, invented by a mean man for a mean play. But it does honest work. It asserts that, yes, there is bad poetry out there; yes, there are people striving diligently toward bathos; yes, there are versifiers who are content to be tone-deaf, unadventurous, self-satisfied, and imitative. As I write these words, I truly have no particular individual or group of individuals in mind. And be assured that I don't exempt myself from the crime of mediocrity. All I'm saying is that maybe we need to take the risk of casting our plastic laurels into the dust. Of admitting that we are poetasters. Of trying again, and once again, to shove that rock back up the mountain. Of trying, no matter how hopeless the task might be, to write like a poet who dangles over hellfire. So what if we fail miserably? As Milton reminds us, there are worse fates.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey, just think: if tony leboutillier is around in another 40 years, for my birthday week, he'll be reviewing billboard's top 100 for the week ending may 14th 2010. the top slot will go to usher with will.i.am. i hardly think YOU need to worry about mediocrity, though it is a good deterrent to keep in mind. many, many a would-be-writer has dropped the pen outright in fear of the mediocrity curse.

Dawn Potter said...

I do think much of my work is mediocre, but I'm not happy about it or content to stay there . . . even though I also know I may never travel far beyond it. And as another reader pointed out, there are other risks besides damnation. Clarity can be its own great and terrifying undertaking. Regarding Tony LeBoutillier's radio show (which, for those who don't know, follows the weekly history of Billboard's top 100), that is a bizarre and compelling study of the history of mediocrity as punctuated by very occasional greatness.

Lucy Barber said...

And then today, mr. wordworth showed up write after a rather mediocre poem in my Ahlambra Poetry Calendar. It is the Small Celadine poem and ends with this cheerful in an odd way thought:

And, in my spleen, I smiled that it was grey

To be a Prodigal's Favorite - then, worse truth,
A Miser's Pensioner -- behold our lot!
O Man! that from thy fair and shining youth
Age might but take the things Youth needed not.

Not sure I get it all at this moment in my work day, but I like two exclamation marks in a row and the notion that in his spleen, he smiled that the flower was faded but standing up to the storm because it had to before its season was over.

Some might question O Man! out of context, but I like it here, and may use it all day!

Kate Meo said...

Dawn asked: Who out there is composing thundering yet metrically flawed Latinate verse?

Latinate, no, but perhaps I'd nominate R. Kelly for "Trapped in the Closet" and Usher for "Confessions" for thundering and flawed. Eminem, however occasionally thundering, has much stronger metrical footwork.

"Language poets" aren't all that thundering, but being tweely obscure seems to work for a great many of them.

Now, being a poet-taster ... that's a job. One could sample the works of poets, or go about like Jeffrey Dahmer/Mike Tyson.

Dawn Potter said...

I have a friend who suggested that "poet-taster" could be the hired help who has to make sure that the verse served for dinner isn't poisonous. Thundering metrical hiphop: yes, you're so right.