On this sunny day we are off to be tourists at the Rockland Lobster Festival. Harmony is a 2-hour drive from the coast and, when it comes to cheery seaside celebrations, might as well be located in a separate universe. So even though our license plate might fool people into thinking we are locals, we will in fact be gawking strangers, prone to sunburn and easily impressed by Coast Guard cutters and Rod Stewart tribute bands.

Dinner tonight: well, guess.