Tonight's All-Harmony reading at the Thompson Free Library in Dover-Foxcroft promises to circumnavigate these and other questions:

1. How does stockpiling ammo relate to copying out all of  Paradise Lost?

2. Why do women throw frying pans in public places?

3. What are the root reasons behind the Harmony boys' inability to win basketball games?

4. How do elementary-school students manage to perpetually confound their teachers?

5. Is it true that an old AC/DC album can equal love?

6. Why does growing older make everyone cry?

Hope to see you there.